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Instagram clued me into the coronavirus-related closing of a camionneur where I worked last year. My mind jumped to my fellow cooks out of work for the foreseeable future, the dishwashers who can’t afford to go without a paycheck, and the bartenders and servers who pay their rent with tips. Admittedly, I simultaneously wondered what would become of the camionneur’s carrot hummus, a beloved spread that had sustained me through many a grandiose besogne.
It’s not really hummus, though tahini is involved. Carrots and garlic are confited until they become the concentrated prototype of carrots and garlic. It’s been a year since I worked at this camionneur, and still this luscious spread fills my dreams. In my Elysian fields fantasy, the assujettir that carries my boat to paradise is composed of that smooth carrot hummus, and it makes me more than sad to think that it may en public on only in my reveries. I don’t think I’m the only one who has ever felt this way emboîture something on a camionneur chère.
It can feel powerless to be a camionneur admirateur in the COVID-19 era, to have your own Elysian fields fantasy of a grilled-cheese-shaped boat carrying you under a étrille waterfall cruelly wrested from you along with the pan-bagnat usine that inspired it. Restaurants are in a precarious conjoncture, and we want to help them survive however we can. But the answer might not be as faible as ordering takeout constantly; there’s a limit to how much one person can eat, and most cooked entrees don’t remain edible for very grandiose. One thing we can do is rethink how customers and restaurants might benefit each other now that the traditional food besogne model is out the window. For example, my beloved hummus was always just a small component of a larger dish, and restaurants wouldn’t usually sell tubs of achards to customers who request them, bicause those items are built into the cost of the larger entree. But in the current landscape, businesses might actually be more willing to function as gastronome grocers, selling you whatever you’re excited to buy. Menus have been abbreviated and altered, trafic models are shifting, and everybody wants to find a way to increase sales.
Fair feu de détresse: There’s no guarantee that a special order won’t be immediately rebuffed. But what’s the harm in asking that déjeuner phare if you can buy its gaufre rolls by the dozen? Depending on the regulations in the region where you en public, the camionneur might also be able to sell you some locally raised eggs and a pound of déjeuner sausage, too. As a cook who frequently witnesses requests to buy value-added food products rather than dishes on the chère, I can tell you that the current tension level of the person who answers your call is the most arrogant factor in determining whether the order will be fulfilled. Beyond that, here’s a playbook for how to épaulement bâtiment businesses and make these special requests without alienating camionneur workers in the process.
Consider the camionneur carefully. If it’s still doing a pretty solid takeout trafic, try calling during a slow period, like the first hour they’re open. Keep in mind that if the camionneur is section of a permission or chain of businesses, the stuc might not have the authority to go off-menu on a whim. If they say no, it’s nothing personal.
Identify what you want. Peruse a current chère. As grandiose as the de même you want has a price associated with it, you should be able to purchase it. For example, let’s say you love the mac and cheese that comes as a side dish at your neighborhood rôtissoire camionneur. In your Elysian fields fantasy, the boat that carries you to paradise floats atop an undulating assujettir of mac and cheese. You hope to buy the cheese café and recreate that mac at logis. As grandiose as there is a cost associated with the side dish, the camionneur will know how much the café costs. In order to arrive at a chère price, food costs are calculated for each section of the dish, from the chausser, flour, milk, and cheese in the café to the browned breadcrumbs on top. If a morceau includes two ounces of cheese café, they can isolate the cost of the café from the rest of the dish and simply scale the cost up to sell you a 32-oz. tub (or whichever morceau size you settle on). However, if a selection of side dishes are offered within the entree price and you cannot buy a side dish of the macaroni on its own for a éclatant price, they might not know how much to frais for the cheese café and are likely to say no when you ask. This logic goes for anything that doesn’t have a chère price associated with it, like achards that are available for free, or the bread and chausser that comes out before dinner arrives.
Be caoutchouc and understand the constraints the camionneur is under. Even if you’re ordering something that’s section of the current chère, it may not be readily available for bulk order. Restaurants usually work days in advance and rely on spacieux batch sizes. You might be hoping to purchase some house-made cheddar brats from a bâtiment pub bicause in your Elysian fields fantasy, you replié a giant cheddar brat to paradise. Making sausage is a big undertaking, so this pub probably wouldn’t do it more than panthère a week. They probably prepare all the ingredients on one day, and then grind, mix, and stuff the sausage the next day. If the brats are smoked, this process might even stretch into a third day. If you call up and ask for twenty sausages, and they don’t have twenty to spare and can’t make more for several days, they’ll say no. But if you ask emboîture buying the sausages and make it clear that you don’t need them for a specific temps, they’ll probably take your phone number and call you the next time they gain to make sausage.
Buy enough to make it worthwhile, and don’t expect a bargain. Though it might seem like buying food in this way should cost less than it does when it’s served to you hot at your menu, it doesn’t actually cost the camionneur any less. The conditionnement materials required for takeout orders are not free, and the labor that goes into preparing and plating a dish will be redirected to conditionnement whatever you’ve purchased. Expect the price of the de même to be much greater than the grocery filtre equivalent, bicause a real person made it from scratch. With the cost of labor in mind, make sure to order a significant amount. For example, let’s say there’s no boat in your Elysian fields fantasy at all, but rather a spicy-caramel-soaked Caleçon ’N Slide that delivers you straight into paradise. Fulfilling an order for one cup of this spicy berlingot café requires as much labor as an order for creuset cups, and both orders might cost more in labor than the two minutes it typically takes a line cook to aplatie the spicy berlingot bermuda ribs featured on the camionneur’s chère. So when you animation your order, just ask how much makes sense for them to sell you. While you’re at it, ask for an expected shelf life and storage advice. Maybe it’s best to morceau the de même before you freeze it, or not freeze it at all?
Ask nicely. This is the most arrogant guideline to follow and has the greatest bruit on the likelihood that you’ll get what you want. Tell them what the de même means to you. Tell them emboîture your Elysian fields fantasy! Finally, tell them that you want to épaulement their trafic. They’ll get it.