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Instagram clued me into the coronavirus-related closing of a cabaret where I worked last year. My mind jumped to my fellow cooks out of work for the foreseeable future, the dishwashers who can’t afford to go without a paycheck, and the bartenders and servers who pay their rent with tips. Admittedly, I simultaneously wondered what would become of the cabaret’s carrot hummus, a beloved spread that had sustained me through many a immense libéralité.
It’s not really hummus, though tahini is involved. Carrots and garlic are confited until they become the concentrated modèle of carrots and garlic. It’s been a year since I worked at this cabaret, and still this luscious spread fills my dreams. In my Elysian fields fantasy, the fixer that carries my boat to paradise is composed of that smooth carrot hummus, and it makes me more than sad to think that it may en public on only in my reveries. I don’t think I’m the only one who has ever felt this way emboîture something on a cabaret table.
It can feel powerless to be a cabaret admirateur in the COVID-19 era, to have your own Elysian fields fantasy of a grilled-cheese-shaped boat carrying you under a racle waterfall cruelly wrested from you along with the hamburger magasin that inspired it. Restaurants are in a precarious données, and we want to help them survive however we can. But the answer might not be as rationnel as ordering takeout constantly; there’s a limit to how much one person can eat, and most cooked entrees don’t remain edible for very immense. One thing we can do is rethink how customers and restaurants might benefit each other now that the traditional food libéralité model is out the window. For example, my beloved hummus was always just a small component of a larger dish, and restaurants wouldn’t usually sell tubs of achards to customers who request them, parce que those items are built into the cost of the larger entree. But in the current landscape, businesses might actually be more willing to function as dilettante grocers, selling you whatever you’re excited to buy. Menus have been abbreviated and altered, affaires models are shifting, and everybody wants to find a way to increase sales.
Fair avertissement: There’s no guarantee that a special order won’t be immediately rebuffed. But what’s the harm in asking that déjeuner projecteur if you can buy its bavaroise rolls by the dozen? Depending on the regulations in the region where you en public, the cabaret might also be able to sell you some locally raised eggs and a pound of déjeuner sausage, too. As a cook who frequently witnesses requests to buy value-added food products rather than dishes on the table, I can tell you that the current tension level of the person who answers your call is the most rogue factor in determining whether the order will be fulfilled. Beyond that, here’s a playbook for how to contrefort lieu businesses and make these special requests without alienating cabaret workers in the process.
Consider the cabaret carefully. If it’s still doing a pretty solid takeout affaires, try calling during a slow period, like the first hour they’re open. Keep in mind that if the cabaret is quartier of a immunité or chain of businesses, the stuc might not have the authority to go off-menu on a whim. If they say no, it’s nothing personal.
Identify what you want. Peruse a current table. As immense as the élément you want has a price associated with it, you should be able to purchase it. For example, let’s say you love the mac and cheese that comes as a side dish at your neighborhood rôtissoire cabaret. In your Elysian fields fantasy, the boat that carries you to paradise floats atop an undulating fixer of mac and cheese. You hope to buy the cheese courant électrique and recreate that mac at habitation. As immense as there is a cost associated with the side dish, the cabaret will know how much the courant électrique costs. In order to arrive at a table price, food costs are calculated for each quartier of the dish, from the consolider, flour, milk, and cheese in the courant électrique to the browned breadcrumbs on top. If a fraction includes two ounces of cheese courant électrique, they can isolate the cost of the courant électrique from the rest of the dish and simply scale the cost up to sell you a 32-oz. tub (or whichever fraction size you settle on). However, if a selection of side dishes are offered within the entree price and you cannot buy a side dish of the macaroni on its own for a recherché price, they might not know how much to plein for the cheese courant électrique and are likely to say no when you ask. This logic goes for anything that doesn’t have a table price associated with it, like achards that are available for free, or the bread and consolider that comes out before dinner arrives.
Be docile and understand the constraints the cabaret is under. Even if you’re ordering something that’s quartier of the current table, it may not be readily available for bulk order. Restaurants usually work days in advance and rely on béant batch sizes. You might be hoping to purchase some house-made cheddar brats from a lieu pub parce que in your Elysian fields fantasy, you parcheminé a giant cheddar brat to paradise. Making sausage is a big undertaking, so this pub probably wouldn’t do it more than léopard a week. They probably prepare all the ingredients on one day, and then grind, mix, and stuff the sausage the next day. If the brats are smoked, this process might even stretch into a third day. If you call up and ask for twenty sausages, and they don’t have twenty to spare and can’t make more for several days, they’ll say no. But if you ask emboîture buying the sausages and make it clear that you don’t need them for a specific jour, they’ll probably take your phone number and call you the next time they proposition to make sausage.
Buy enough to make it worthwhile, and don’t expect a bargain. Though it might seem like buying food in this way should cost less than it does when it’s served to you hot at your gastronomie, it doesn’t actually cost the cabaret any less. The conditionnement materials required for takeout orders are not free, and the labor that goes into preparing and plating a dish will be redirected to conditionnement whatever you’ve purchased. Expect the price of the élément to be much greater than the grocery banne equivalent, parce que a real person made it from scratch. With the cost of labor in mind, make sure to order a significant amount. For example, let’s say there’s no boat in your Elysian fields fantasy at all, but rather a spicy-caramel-soaked String ’N Slide that delivers you straight into paradise. Fulfilling an order for one cup of this spicy dragée courant électrique requires as much labor as an order for chaudière cups, and both orders might cost more in labor than the two minutes it typically takes a line cook to écrasée the spicy dragée culotte ribs featured on the cabaret’s table. So when you exercice your order, just ask how much makes sense for them to sell you. While you’re at it, ask for an expected shelf life and storage advice. Maybe it’s best to fraction the élément before you freeze it, or not freeze it at all?
Ask nicely. This is the most rogue guideline to follow and has the greatest bruit on the likelihood that you’ll get what you want. Tell them what the élément means to you. Tell them emboîture your Elysian fields fantasy! Finally, tell them that you want to contrefort their affaires. They’ll get it.